March 2012
brucejennertalia:
LOL: Lets Order Linguini
i can never tell if a boy is just being nice or if he wants to have a rough and wild make out sesh ugh my life is so hard
crookedsin:
I hope Rick Santorum wins 1st place in the Mario Kart Grand Prix only to realize he’s been looking at Mitt Romney’s half of the screen the entire time.
this needs more notes
Watchdjkai:
SNL Digital Short: “Dear Sister”
Definitely one of my favorite Digital Shorts.
whenever i got hurt or something my mom would always under react and only give me a baby aspirin i didnt have normal people aspirin until i was like 17 thats probably why my body is so deformed because none of my physically ailments were properly attended to THANKS MOM
I will stab both your eyes out and eat your children if you chew with your mouth open
February 2012
ridiculous-tiger:
memorexdreams:
tellto:
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my dashboard is so mother$*%&#@% boring right now do any of you have cool blogs?
i swear to lakshmi if you recommend me a meme blog i will burn your house to the ground
niggarella2:
How to lose a guy in 10 seconds starring me
Anonymous asked: hey, so have you been seeing spencer pratt lately at school?
the-vaccines:
is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class?
dadfather:
Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of I Wonder If Anyone At School Has Noticed I’ve Been Wearing The Same Pair of Jeans for Over Two Months
brb slitting my wrists during a spotify ad
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the next time my professor has technical difficulties I’m gonna scream YOLO and set the projector on fire
1 tag
a couple of months ago I got really high and told everyone i stole the declaration of independence and used it to roll my weed
When there are people you regularly see around campus you should make it a point to not drunkenly hook up with them
I DON’T EVEN WATCH BASKETBALL
I just took a nap and had a wet dream about Jeremy Lin I feel weird now
Anonymous asked: where do you reside, 65 for a quarter of good shit would be a S T E A L here.
welp so apparently the guy I hooked up with like 3 weekends ago has a girlfriend that he forgot to mention. maybe thats why he hasn’t texted me. HE’S ASHAMED. asshole.
men. am i right?
Our Chemistry test seats are assigned and I sit right next to him, thats how we met. So I’ll be forced to sit sober next to him for an hour. I’d rather drink a bottle of concentrated...
oh man you know what’s cool about white people with dreads?
absolutely nothing
ivanoooze:
The Bible just sounds like a really old Jackass movie
“HEY GUYS JESUS HERE, AND WELCOME TO JACKASS. TODAY THESE GUYS ARE GONNA THROW ROCKS AT ME AS I CARRY THIS HUGE ASS CROSS. LETS SEE HOW IT GOES”
flyassmill
Lil B- I Own Swag
english professor: if you could pick one person, dead or alive, to meet and have a conversation with, who would you choose
student #1: William Shakespeare
student #2: George Washington
student #3: Princess Diana
me: lil b
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
remember when the black eyed peas made a song called let’s get retarded and everybody except the mentally retarded were offended by it
“girls who don’t know how beautiful they are ;)”
– guys who don’t know how gay they are
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
